Programlama Esprileri (İngilizce)

// 
// Dear maintainer:
// 
// Once you are done trying to 'optimize' this routine,
// and have realized what a terrible mistake that was,
// please increment the following counter as a warning
// to the next guy:
// 
// total_hours_wasted_here = 16
//

 // sometimes I believe compiler ignores all my comments

 // I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will 
// have to support me and our three children and the dog once it gets 
// released into the public.

//When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
//Now, God only knows

Exception up = new Exception("Something is really wrong.");
throw up; //ha ha

return 1; // returns 1

 // I don't know why I need this, but it stops the people being upside-down
x = -x;

#define TRUE FALSE
//Happy debugging suckers

//Dear future me. Please forgive me. 
//I can't even begin to express how sorry I am.

//Don't touch it or ninja will punish you

 Wife: I want a baby
Husband: Ok, I'll install it tonight 

Kaynak: http://www.rachvela.com/2009/12/programmers-humor.html